The majority of men can’t actually donate. If you have red hair, are a minority, under the average height then you need not apply. Save yourself the embarrassment and just don’t go.

Did I mention you have to be at least six feet tall to donate? Well you do, as well as many other rules.

You have to be at least enrolled in college, and some only take those that already have a college degree, if its ivy league the premium is tripled.

You will also need to fill out a medical packet for your entire family. If you have heart disease, diabetes or even cancer anywhere in your family you are basically told to take a hike.

After completing the interview with answers to questions other then, “I want to get paid to jerk off.” They will have you give a sample, test it, and upon acceptance you will be put in a room. The room is like a dr’s office, but there is a TV, DVD player and your wanking throne. SO upon taking your seat in your wanking throne, you will have to pass all of the tests.

You’re also legally and contract obligated to wank for them a certain amount of times a month. If you don’t think this will impact your love life think again. You can’t give away free donations up to 4 days prior to making a deposit.

And if you think it’s a simple walk into the sperm bank and get a few hundred dollars, that’s wrong. They wait until you finish up your contract then pay you the entirety of your contracted terms. And let me tell you it isn’t much. If you’re willing to be an open donor (they know who  you are) then you have the ability to make 12k a year.